How NOT to Apply for a Fellowship

Found this post on the forum and it's a perfect example of how not to apply for a fellowship:

I won't beat around the Bush ...
I have no idea how long I can play , RL issues.
I'm in Lockdown still and no stimulus check yet.

I'm on as often as I'm awake it seems...
I have been playing 2 weeks.
I demand a social alliance, anything else is worthless.
I trade how I feel, I cut breaks to FS members, profit isn't a dirty word.
Last week I completed 3 lvls in 3 days in tourn... 1st time I tried.

I'm MST USA and am looking to be social nightly from 6p-1a, and
in-out overnight, sleep kinda days ( whenever I pass out ).

I don't want to use a 3rd party chat client, the game works fine.
I don't wanna always offer "help" 1st, and the reciprocator gets bonus.
I will be avail. @ midnight MST in 22 hrs..... to join.

Should your alliance meet my req's and want a kick but player for
@least this week's tournament.... Call me, before deadline....
( remember I've only been playing 2 weeks, I don't have 10,000 troops
or spells up the ying yang to aid me... )

ohh and for all those alliances that are listed as "insta-join"...
ya get what ya get..... ohh and I'm sooo done with stupid ppl....
please have some IQ in your FS if you plan on me staying...
BrinD.